Monday, April 28, 2003

Stupid pants stew

Well. Here we are in a stew. It is a big pot of stew at that. Oh look is that a piece of meat floating by? A carrot? I don’t know. Maybe the water is hot. I thought I was taking a bath, but maybe the water is hotter now. Yeah, there, it is bubbling. It feels relaxing, but I have a bad feeling about this. If we stay in here much longer our goose is cooked so to speak, or at least that is what my dumpling is telling me.
Oh, hi dumpling. It is sure now. Chicken and dumpling stew. With me surprise. What ever will I do? Well, I guess my pants have too much starch, maybe I can float with them. Maybe I can finally get out of my stupid pants and then stand on them to jump out. Then I’ll help you out.

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